“I’m glad to hear it, Holly. But my eyes are blue, as you know. This iris-cam will not do.”
“Don’t look at me like that, Mud Boy. You’re the genius.”
“I can’t go in there with one brown and one blue eye. Spiro will notice.”
-Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code
HE PLANNED IT BEFORE OH MY GOD
I’VE GOT IT so the unnamed artemis fowl musical can now be entitled “artemis and the diamonds”
Really though I think the biggest reason Holly came to understand and appreciate Artemis (besides the amount of time they were forced to work together) is because she realized how much he loved his family. Everything he did, does, and will do is in the interest of keeping them safe and healthy and happy and together.
And that’s something that an orphaned Holly could really connect to. A boy who just wanted his family. A boy who loved his mother as much as she loved hers. A boy who would do anything to get his father back. A boy whose greed stemmed more from desperation than selfishness.
No matter how questionable his means were, at the end of the day, she finally understood that Artemis was so full of love and compassion for his family that he would risk everything for them—and that’s enough to break down even the staunchest of grudges.
Artemis Fowl is literally the best character ever i will fucking fight you over this
he finds out fairies exist and his first reaction is to kidnap one
if the president of France really bans homework all you’ll be able to hear is Minerva Paradizo crying on a hillside
when I was in high school I had the hugest crush on Artemis Fowl
I’m in high school and I have the hugest crush on Artemis Fowl
Okay so we call people in the Doctor Who fandom Whovians.
People in the Supernatural fandom are called Supernaturalists.
What do we call people in the Artemis Fowl fandom?
Pretty sure we decided on calling ourselves “Fowlers,” and the overall fandom was called the “Fowldom.” …but i also might have just made that up. hmmm.
I remember that day when we got together and tried to think about it (it was 1st September, Arty’s birthday) xD
And there was a little sketch about our party and discussing
So, yeah. I’m pretty sure we’ve stopped on ‘Fowlers’.
I haven’t talked about what a G Artemis Fowl is in like two weeks wow
to make up for it i’m gonna just post this
i don’t think you understand how violently protective i can be of fictional characters
but wait I forgot about The Time Paradox
there that’s better
i feel it paints an accurate picture of what the book is about