au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
im in serious eddn of an icon change ive had this since halloween its nstill my halloween icon
also i need a pretty theme i bet i can do it once the quarter ends in two weeks
heyyy seee the only problem i have with staying up this late is thqt ive only gotten maybe at the most 5 hours of sleep a night for this entire past week since like monday so tat’s not good and i alos just
dont drink caffeine at all rreallly
i want coffee so bad but i dislike drive htrus i feel like im goling to hurt my cafr
im a patheitc baby whlo cnat pull an all nighter oh well
i spent two hours rreading teen wolf fic it was rlly good danny/stiles whee
Book 2: Oh dear, it seems the alchemyst has escaped. However, that is not a problem because I have a back up plan for my back up plan’s back up plan. They don’t call me “the most dangerous man in Europe” for nothing. I cannot and will not fail I swear on my master.
Books 3-6: ding dang it billy